"Weird Al" Yankovic — Angry White Boy Polka

["Last Resort" by Papa Roach] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation: No breathing Don't give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding This is my Last Resort Cause now I'm losing my sight Losing my mind, wish somebody'd tell me I'm fine Losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody'd tell me I'm fine Nothing's alright, Nothing is fine I'm running and I'm crying ["Chop Suey" by System of a Down] WAKE UP! (Wake up!) Grab a brush and put on a little makeup Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (hide your scars to fade away the shakeup) Why'd you leave your keys up on the table? Here you go, create another fable (You wanted to!) Grab a brush and put on a little makeup (You wanted to!) Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (You wanted to!) Why'd you leave your keys up on the table? (You wanted to!) I dont think you trust in my Self rightous-Suicide I cry when angels deserve to die Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! ["Get Free" by The Vines] I'm gonna get free! I'm gonna get free! I'm gonna get free! Right into the sun! She never loved me! She never loved me! She never loved me! Why should anyone? (Come here, come here, come here) I'll take your photo for you! (Come here, come here, come here) Drive you around the corner! (Come here, come here, come here) You know you really oughta (Come here, come here, come here) Move outta California ["Hate To Say I Told You So" by The Hives] Do what I want because I can If I dont because I dont wanna Be ignored by the stiff at the board Because I'm gonna Hate to say I told you so I do believe I told you so Now its all out and you knew! Because I want it too ["Fell In Love With A Girl" by The White Stripes] Fell in love with a girl I fell in love once and almost completely But she's in love with the world Sometimes these feelings can be so misleading Can't think of anything to do Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting She's just looking for something new Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating now ["Last Nite" by The Strokes] Last night she said "Oh baby don't ya feel so down When you turn me off when I feel left out" So I (What'd ya do?) I turned right around (Right around) Oh baby gonna be alright It was a great big lie (Big old lie!) Cause I left that night ["Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed] Oh wa-ah-ah-ah Oh wa-ah-ah-ah Get up! C'mon get down with the sickness! Get up! C'mon get down with the sickness! Get up! C'mon get down with the sickness! Open up your hate and let it flow into me Get up! C'mon get down with the sickness! You mother, get up! C'mon get down with the sickness! Get up! C'mon get down with the sickness! Madness is the gift that has been given to me ["Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine] We're the renegades of funk! We're the renegades of funk! We're the renegades of funk! We're the renegades of funk! ["My Way" by Limp Bizkit] This time I'm-a let it all come out This time I'm gonna stand up and shout! Gonna do things my way! Its my way! my way or the highway This time I'm-a let it all come out This time I'm gonna stand up and shout! Gonna do things my way! Its my way or the highway ["Outside" by Staind] But I'm on the outside and I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors Inside you're ugly, ugly like me I can see through you and see the real you ["Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock] Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie ["Youth of the Nation" by P.O.D.] We are, we are the youth of the nation We are, we are the youth of the nation We are, we are the youth of the nation We are the youth of the nation! Hey! ["The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem] I'm the Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you the other Slim Shadies are just Imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm Slim Shady All you the other Slim Shadies are just Imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please, please, please stand up? Slim Shady, won't you please stand up? (Stand up Shady) (Stand up) (Stand up Shady) (Stand up) (Stand up Shady) Shady, won't you please stand up? Hey!