"Weird Al" Yankovic — Cavity Search

Listening to the muzak, hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it pal, root canal My molars are impacted, I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings, got twelve cavities Can you help me? Have mercy, doctor please My teeth are a fright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You jab at my nerve endings, it's driving me insane Just give me nitrous oxide, shoot me up with Novocaine Help me out here, 'cause I'm in severe Pain Please stop for a bit Now let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You validate my parking, I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A little problem on my x-ray Oy vey It's getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured now Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me