"Weird Al" Yankovic — Do I Creep You Out

I know that you don't know me very well We've barely met but I can surely tell No one will ever love you like I do I like to feel the warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool and usually I stare My precious one I saved that gum That you threw in the garbage You're the one I dream about But the only question with me now Is, "Do I creep you out?" Everytime I shake your hand now Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth Well do I creep you out? Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh oh! Somethin' I should ask about Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse? And do I creep you Do I creep you out? (Your restraining order's out) (Still the only question with me now) Oh the only question (Is, "Do I creep you out?") Is "Do I creep you out?" Know exactly where you live now Follow you from work right to your house Well, do I creep you out? Do I creep you out?