"Weird Al" Yankovic — Germs

[Verse 1} Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin [Pre-Chorus 1] (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding (Germs) But they just come right back again (Germs) I can't even see'em But I know they're up to something Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been! [Chorus] They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get'em offa me I'm covered with... (microscopic bacteria) What do they want from me? What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with... (microscopic bacteria) [Verse 2] Now if I ever dare to go to sleep That's when they start their sneak attack In the morning I wake up in utter horror To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque [Pre-Chorus 2] (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face (Germs) And there's more comin' every day (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away [Chorus] They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get'em offa me I'm covered with... (microscopic bacteria) What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with... (microscopic bacteria) [Bridge] They're creepin' around my shorts They're under the bathroom sink They're ridin' inside my car They're swimmin' in every drink They're hidin' between my toes They're lurkin' in every kiss I got'em way up my nose In every orifice I'm gonna show them who's boss I'm gonna get even yet Just gimme some Lysol spray Just hand me a moist towelette Don't tell me I'm paranoid I know that they're after me Look under the microscope See... {Chorus] They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get'em offa me I'm covered with... (microscopic bacteria) What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with... (microscopic bacteria) [Outro] (Germs) They're all over me (Germs) I can feel'em all over me (Germs) Over every part of me (Germs) (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) I know they're watching me (Germs) They're always watching me (Germs) They're coming after me (Germs) (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) Won't somebody help (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) Please sombody help me (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) You've got to believe me (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) They're out to get me (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) They wanna control me (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) They wanna destroy me (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) They're tryin' to kill me (Microscopic bacteria) (Germs) It kind of upsets me (Microscopic bacteria) Uhh...