"Weird Al" Yankovic — Girls Just Want To Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch [Crunching Noises] I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my diner's card their eyes get so wide They're always in the mood for something to munch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have That's all they really want Some lunch Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch 'cause girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna have [Squirting Noises] She eats like she got a hole in her neck And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have That's all they really want Is some lunch Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch Those girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna have They just want to They just want to Girls They just want to They just want to Girls just want to have lunch Girls Girls just want to have lunch They just want to They just want to They just want to They just want to They just want to They just want to