"Weird Al" Yankovic — Grapefruit Diet

[Verse 1] Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do [Chorus] Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Throw out the pizza and beer Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Now get those jelly donuts out of here Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Might seem a little severe Grapefruit diet (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear Blow, fatty! [Verse 2] Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss Walked down an alley and I got stuck I got more rolls than a pastry truck When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door [Chorus] Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Can't have another eclair Grapefruit diet (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere I'm on a grapefruit diet I'm on a grapefruit diet I'm on a grapefruit diet [Bridge] No more pie now No more creme brulee Lay off the gravy And souffle No French fries now No ice cream parfait Mr. Cheese Nacho Stay away Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt [Chorus] Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Lay off the 3 Musketeers Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Until my big booty disappears Grapefruit diet (Diet!) I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years I'm on a grapefruit diet I'm on a grapefruit diet I'm on a grapefruit diet [Outro] I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese, and maybe a side order of onion rings and-oh, don't forget to super-size that, yeah!