"Weird Al" Yankovic — I Lost On Jeopardy

[Intro: Don Pardo] Is Don in the booth? He's ready Ok. Here we go. Loosen up camera two. Cameras one and three, that's fine. In five, four, three, two... Cue lights, music Now entering the studio are today's contestants This is Mr. Millard Snopkin from Carbondale, Illinois And this is Mr. Leroy Pinkelstein from Brooklyn, New York And this is Alfred Yankovic from Lynwood, California These three people will compete today on...Jeopardy [Verse 1: Weird Al Yankovic] I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a Ph.D I was tense, I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the answers Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight [Hook: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh [Verse 2: Weird Al Yankovic] Oh well I knew I was in trouble now My hopes of winning sank Because I got the Daily Double now And then my mind went blank I took Potpourri for one hundred And then my head started to spin Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo Just tell me now what I didn't win Yeah, yeah [Hook: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh [Bridge: Don Pardo] That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International A case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni The San Francisco treat But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game! You're a complete loser!! [Verse 3: Weird Al Yankovic] Don't know what I was thinking of I guess I just wasn't too bright Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight [Hook: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh [Outro: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy Baby...