"Weird Al" Yankovic — I Think Im A Clone Now

[Verse 1] Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say? If only they knew that I was [Pre-Chorus 1] Part of some geneticist's plan Born to be a carbon copy man There in a petri dish, late one night They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say [Chorus] I think I'm a clone now There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down [Verse 2] Look at the way We go out walking close together I guess you could say I'm really beside myself [Pre-Chorus 2] I still remember how it began They produced a carbon copy man Born in a science lab late one night Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view [Chorus] I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) And I can stay at home while I'm out of town I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down [Pre-Chorus 3] Signing autographs for my fans Come and meet the carbon copy man Livin' in stereo, it's all right Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say [Chorus] I think I'm a clone now Another one of me's always hangin' around I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) That's my genetic twin always hangin' around I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)