"Weird Al" Yankovic — Isle Thing

Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K She made a date for a half past eight and I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib and I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch, I think her brain was fried Couldn't figure it out, she wouldn't even look at me Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized, cold glued to her TV "Hey, what's your problem, baby doll, let's have a little fling" She said, "Hey, you fool, now just be cool I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing" Isle thing Isle thing Watchin' all night, musta been a marathon I was bummin', those shows kept comin', here's what was goin' on These castaways were stranded on this island out at sea One of 'em called Gilligan, said, "Let's name it after me" He'd mess up every rescue, man, that first mate was illin' If I was one of those castaways, I think I'd probably kill him Just about that time, telephone began to ring She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get it We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing" Isle thing She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing Isle thing Please, baby, baby, please I like the professor, he always saved their butts He could build a nuclear reactor from a couple of coconuts She said, "That guy's a genius," I shook my head and laughed I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why he couldn't build a lousy raft?" And while we're on the subject, I'll tell you one thing for sure Those homeboys brought an awful lot for just a three hour tour Then her mom came in the room, it was kind of embarrassing She said, "Hey, you two, I was once like you And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing" Isle thing She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing Please, baby, baby, please Skipper's in a hammock, he's looking kinda fat He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit old Gilligan with his hat Mrs. Howell got it goin' on, but Mr. Howell was meaner Ginger and Mary Anne could've used some funky, cold medina I was really diggin' this show, I didn't know what to do It kinda looked like I was hooked, now I'm an addict too I know each episode by heart, now I'm the rerun king And on every date we both stay up late And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing Isle thing Hasta la vista, little buddy Gilligan's Isle thing