"Weird Al" Yankovic — Lame Claim to Fame

[Verse 1] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbor's babysitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crüe I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Lakers game [Hook] I got a lame Lame claim to fame Ooh wee! [Verse 2] Check it out I bought a secondhand toaster From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt I got me an e-mail from the prince of Nigeria Well, he sure sounded legit My sister used to take piano lessons From the second cousin of Ralph Nader Last year I threw up in an elevator Next to Christian Slater Well, guess what? My birthday and Kim Kardashian's Are exactly the same [Hook] I got a lame Lame claim to fame A really lame Lame claim to fame [Bridge] Once at a party, my dentist accidentally sneezed on Russell Crowe I posted "First!" in the comments on a YouTube video I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi, but he told me "This seat's taken" I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy Who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon Ooh wee! [Verse 3] I had a car that used to belong To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle A friend of mine in high school Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel One time I was staying in the same hotel As Zooey Deschanel I used the same napkin dispenser as Steve Carell At a Taco Bell Well, I don't mean to brag but Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name [Hook] I got a lame Lame claim to fame A really lame Lame claim to fame That's right, I'm talkin' lame Lame claim to fame A really, really, really lame Lame claim to fame Ow, let's get lame, boys!