"Weird Al" Yankovic — Laundry Day

You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You like to keep 'em clean? Well take a trip every week to the laundromat And throw a load in the washing machine But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes You gotta sort them out first, as everyone knows Remember bright colors and the others don't mix Before you wash 'em up! wash 'em up! wash 'em up! wash 'em up! HEY! Are your undies turning pink? Take 'em out! You gotta keep 'em separated HEY! Are your cottons gonna shrink? Sort 'em out! You gotta keep 'em separated HEY! Then when it's time You can stick 'em in the dryer, you can hang 'em on the line HEY! Its Laundry Day!