[Verse 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
Hey there, let's have some fun
Join my good time gang
Just one question first
Rhubarb or meringue? Ha!
We'll make folks happy through the land
Have them howling on their knees
So my little, orange friend
Lend a hand if you please, pow!
[Chorus 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
Hey, don't look so shocked
Ain't it about the time
To let the pun fit the crime, ha!
[Verse 2: Jack McBrayer & "Weird Al" Yankovic]
Screwball, you try too hard
"Dr. Screwball" if you please, I've got an online Ph.D!
Folks should be free to find their own happiness
You can’t force them to have fun
Sure I can, watch this!
[Bridge 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Jack McBrayer]
Accordion!
[Accordion solo]
Banjo retort!
[Banjo solo]
[Chorus 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Jack McBrayer]
Hey, you're pretty good!
But I think that we both know
It's time to let my Sylvia go
Never!
[Bridge 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
[Banjo and accordion solo]
[Banjo stops, accordion plays]
String break! Here's a joke:
How are you, just like a lollipop stick?
In the end, you're both worn down by the force of my licks!
*laughs*
[Outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
Ain't it a laugh? *laughs*
Looks like the end of the line
So let… the pun… fit… the…
Crime
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