"Weird Al" Yankovic — My Babys in Love with Eddie Vedder

[Verse 1] Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire [Chorus] Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder [Verse 2] Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him What a pain in the butt to have so much success Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor Like he's some big tortured genius And I'm some kinda wiener [Chorus] Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better? Now my baby's in love with-- I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder I can't believe it, now she's knittin' him a sweater Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder [Bridge] I knew we were headin' for disaster When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster Now she's got an unrequited adoration For the frustrated, agitated, designated, alienated Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation [Verse 3] Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel And I don't boycott the music video channel And I just can't compete with all that money and fame But I know two can play at this kinda game Well, let's just see how jealous she'll get When I start stalking Alanis Morissette [Chorus] Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder Once she was mine but now I better just forget her Cause my baby's in love with-- I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder? If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder