"Weird Al" Yankovic — My Bologna

[Verse 1] Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna [Chorus] Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much and throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y, woo M-m-m-my bologna [Verse 2] Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how Spread it on a little of this bologna Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna [Chorus] Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much and throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y, woo M-m-m-my bologna M-m-m-my bologna Hey [Accordion Solo] [Verse 3] Goin' to the market now, market now I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer Walkin' down the shopping aisles, shopping aisles Filling up my basket with Oscar Mayer [Chorus] Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much and throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y, woo M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my-y-y, woo M-m-m-my bologna M-m-m-my bologna M-m-m-my bologna M-m-m-my bologna