I remember all the moments when I used to hold you near
I remember the sweet nothings you would whisper in my ear
Whenever we would hold my hand my heart would skip a beat
We were such a happy couple and my life was so complete
But times have changed and now you've left me for some other guy
It seems I'll never get you back no matter how I try
This emptiness inside of mе is tearing me apart
I gotta find a way that I can soothe this aching hеart
'Cause babe I get so lonely whenever you're not here
You never even call me on the phone
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy on my own
I can't believe you'd ever go and leave me for that chump
So what if he's a millionaire, and I work in a dump?
So what if he makes more in an hour, than I make in a day?
He lights his pipes with dollar bills and bathes in Perrier
Well I'm not much into culture, and I don't drive no fancy cars
And I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar
I'd like to meet this friend of yours, so bring him by my place
I'll have a friendly chat with him and stab him in the face
'Cause you know I get so lonely whenever you're not here
You never even call me on the phone
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy on my own
I can't forget the day you put my love back on the shelf
It was then I knew I had to get a firm grip on myself
For other folks this solitude would be a living Hell
But when times get rough I still can handle myself pretty well
It's hard on me remembering the way that we were then
But when I read my magazines, I feel myself again
I must admit, from time to time, my memory still lingers
But the only pain I feel is from the blisters on my fingers
Babe you know I get so lonely whenever you're not here
You never even call me on the phone
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy on my own
Yes I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy
Have a little orgy
I'll have a little orgy on my own
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