"Weird Al" Yankovic — Party At the Leper Colony

[Verse 1] Finger food and an ice-cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Well, Saturday night it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me [Chorus] At the party at the Leper colony Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony Hey! [Saxophone Solo] [Verse 2] Met a little lady, so pretty and young She was quite a talker till the cat got her tongue She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm Ooh, pretty soon, she was completely disarmed I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me" But she cried her eyes out literally [Chorus] At the party at the Leper colony Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony Hey! Hey! [Saxophone Solo] [Verse 3] Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip Sorry I was using your head for dip There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who Wait a minute, it looks like Stu Well, hold the phone now, what do I see? Another pretty mama got her eye on me [Chorus] At the party at the Leper colony Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony There's a party at the Leper colony (Party at the Leper colony) There's a party at the Leper colony (Party at the Leper colony) Oh, there's a party at the Leper colony Yeah, party at the Leper colony Well, there's a party at the Leper colony (Party at the Leper colony) Hey! [Saxophone Solo]