"Weird Al" Yankovic — Polka Face

[Part 1 - Poker Face by Lady Gaga] Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Oh Woah oh oh oh Can't read minds Can't read minds No, he can't read them by a polka face She ain't got to love nobody Can't read minds Can't read minds No, he can't read them by a polka face She ain't got to love nobody P-p-p-polka face Mum Mum Mum Mum P-p-p-polka face Hey! [Part 2 - Womanizer by Britney Spears] Womanizer-Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer Oh, Womanizer Oh, you're a womanizer baby You you you are You you you are Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Boy don't try to front I know just what you are Boy don't try to front I know just what you are You! You say I'm crazy You! I got your crazy! You! You're nothing but a You! Womanizer! [Part 3 - Right Round by Flo Rida] You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down Hey! [Part 4 - Day 'n' Nite by Kid Cudi] Day and night The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night He's all alone through the day and night The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night At-At-At night! [Part 5 - Need You Now by Lady A] It's a quarter after one And I'm a little drunk And I need you now Said I wouldn't call But I lost all control And I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now [Part 6 - Baby by Justin Bieber] And I was like.... Baby, Baby, Baby Baby, Baby, Baby I though you'd always be mine [Part 7 - So What by P!nk] So, so what, I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't need you And guess what? I'm having more fun And now what we're done I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool So, so what, I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't want you tonight [Part 8 - I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry] I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it [Part 9 - Fireflies by Owl City] And I like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake When I'm asleep Because everything is never as it seems [Part 10 - Blame It by Jamie Foxx] Blame it on the goose Got you feeling loose Blame it on the Tron Got me in the zone Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the vodka Blame it on the henny Blame it on the blue-tap Got you feeling dizzy Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol [Part 11 - Replay by Iyaz] Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday Its like my iPod's stuck on replay Stuck on replay Stuck on replay Replay Replay Replay-ay-ay [Part 12 - Down by Jay Sean] Baby, are you down? Down? down? down? Baby, are you down? [Part 13 - Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz] I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart I'm only gonna break your heart Hey! [Part 14 - Tik Tok by Ke$ha] Don't stop Make it pop DJ blow my speakers up Tonight I'mma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-Tock On the clock But the polka don't stop, no Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo [Part 15 - Polka Face Reprise] P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face Oh no, you can't read my P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face