"Weird Al" Yankovic — Polka Power

["Wannabe" by Spice Girls] Yo, I'll tell you what I want What I really really want So tell us what you want What you really really want Yo, I'll tell you what I want What I really really want So tell us what you want What you really really want I wanna ha I wanna ha I wanna ha I wanna really wanna really really wanna ziggy ziggy ah! If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy but that's the way it is! HEY! ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger] Im not sick but I'm not well And I'm so hot because I'm in hell I'm not sick but I'm not well And its a sin to live so well ["Ghetto Supastar" by Pras] Ghetto Superstar That is what you are Coming from afar Reaching for the stars Run away with me to another place We can rely on each other, Uh-Huh From one corner to another, Uh-Huh ["Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by the Backstreet Boys] Everybody! (yeah!) Rock your body! (Yeah!) Everybody Rock your body right! Backstreet's back alright! alright! ["Walking on the Sun" by Smash Mouth] So don't delay, act now! Supplies are running out! But now if you're still alive Six to eight years to arrive And if you follow There may be a tomorrow But if the offer's shun You might as well be walking on the sun Might as well be walking on the sun ["Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys] Intergalactic! Planetary! Planetary! Intergalactic! Intergalactic! Planetary! Planetary! Intergalactic! Intergalactic! Planetary! Planetary! Intergalactic! ["Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba] I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down ["Ray of Light" by Madonna] Quicker than a ray of light Quicker than a ray of light Quicker than a ray of light ["Push" by Matchbox Twenty] I wanna push you around, well I will well I will I wanna push you down, well I will well I will I wanna take you for granted I wanna take you for granted Yeah, yeah well I will ["Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind] I want something else To get me through this Semi-Charmed kind of life, Baby Baby, I want something else I'm not listening when you say goodbye Doot doot doot doot do do do Doot doot doot doot do do do Doot doot doot doot do do do Do do do do do do ["The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson] There's lots of pretty pretty ones That want to get you high But all the pretty pretty ones Will leave you alone and blow your mind We're all stars, now, in the dope show We're all stars, now, in the dope show ["MMMBop" by Hanson] Mmmbop, do floppa do wop Do be dop ah Do wap, do zap ah, do Yeah-ee yeah Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop Do be dop ah Do wop, doom zap ah, do ["Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground] I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair? Who's that casting devious stares in my direction? Mama this certainly is a dream Yeah, yeah mama this surely is a dream Yeah, dig it mama this surely is ["Closing Time" by Semisonic] Closing time! One last call for alcohol So finish your whiskey or beer Closing time! You don't have to go home but you can't stay here I know who I want to take me home I know who I want to take me home I know who I want to take me home Take us home! 'Cause its closing time!