"Weird Al" Yankovic — The North Korea Polka Please Dont Nuke Us

Would you annihilate us if you had the chance? That's such an anti-social thing to do You've got us crapping our collective pants May I suggest you take it down a notch or two? We're not exactly sure why you're upset Did that Seth Rogen movie make you super mad? You'd like us if you got to know us, I bet We're mostly harmless, peaceful people Hey, we're really not so bad My point is: Please don't nuke us, North Korea Right now, we're all a little tense We don't hate you Frankly, we don't think that much about you No offense! Now, you might call us blood-thirsty dogs But that metaphor is not very apt We're just a bunch of simple, fidget-spinning, goofy dorks Who probably couldn't find your country on a map No, we're not savages or cannibals Well, maybe just a really, really, really, small percent So I think it would be best If you'd knock down those missile tests Don’t turn us into cinder While we’re swiping right on Tinder Don't jump-start Armageddon Or our beds we'll soon be wettin' Would ya think this through for a moment, please? Now why would ya bomb our nice celebrities Why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks? 'Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks! So please don't nuke us, North Korea That would seriously ruin our day Remember We're not evil, psychotic monsters No matter what your news may say We're just some goofballs from the USA (please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us) HEY!