"Weird Al" Yankovic — Waffle King

[Verse 1] It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean People come from miles around just to study my technique I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen [Chorus] I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... Yeah Waffle King (Waffle King) That's what they call me! Waffle King (Waffle King) Hey, I'm the Waffle King [Verse 2] Everywhere I go now, the people cheer I never have to wait in line People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here." Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!" "I seen your picture in People Magazine!" Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand If you don't believe in the power of the waffle, lemme show you just what I mean [Chorus] I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King) Make you wanna scream and shout Waffle King (Waffle King) That's my name, don't wear it out Waffle King (Waffle King) Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffle King... Yeah [Bridge] Roll out the red carpet, cause here I come All you peons better scram Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum Don't you know who I am? Hey! [Verse 3] I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools Everybody, on your knees You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules Go on, beg me... Lemme hear you say "pretty please" Can't you tell the universe revolves around me? Don't you know you suckers owe me everything? And can't you see, that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be? Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing Come on now [Chorus] Waffle King Hey, batter-batter Waffle King Hot on your platter Waffle King Say, what's the matter Don't you know who I am? Don't you know who I am? Tell 'em, girls! (He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King) Yeah, yeah (He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King) Tell the truth now (He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King) Don't you know who I am? Don't you know who I am? I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King) Step aside, I'm coming through Waffle King (Waffle King) Hey! What's the matter with you? Listen, pal, (Waffle King) you can kiss my royal butt! Don't you know who I am? You've got to be kidding me!