10cc — The Hospital Song

[Verse 1] Nobody sends me birthday cards Nobody brings me flowers I'm just here for operations I've been out for hours When I come to, I'll wet my bed 'Cause when I get mad, I sink so low As matron knows [Chorus] I get off on what you give me, darling I get off on what you give to me Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling I get off on what you give to me [Interlude] And when I go To that seedy ward up in the sky You'll be waiting With a hypodermic needle And a graph [Bridge] (Here comes the dark) I'm grateful for my anesthetic (Out goes the spark) Delirious and apathetic When I come to, I'll wet my bed And when I get well, I'll take revenge I'll wreak my wrath [Verse 2] On all blood donors and their sisters Visiting time and flowers When sister brings that bedpan 'round I'll piss like April showers [Chorus] I get off on what you give me, darling I get off on what you give to me Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling I get off on what you give to me Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling I get off on what you give to me Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling I get off on what you give to me [Outro] And when I go I'll die of plaster-casting love