2 Live Crew — Dick Almighty

[Intro] "What the fuck is your name, motherfucker?" "Long Rod." "Fat Frank." "Stiff Peter Stiff, Stiff Peter." "Imma let you guys in on a private personal part of my life and ladies, listen up, I may just save your relationship." "They took a dick from California, transplanted that motherfucker to Washington D.C., and it fucked the nation!" "And my greatest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth!" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty" [Fresh Kid Ice:] Dick the Almighty's of no surprise It'll fuck all the bitches, all shapes and size She'll climb a mountain, even run the block Just to kiss the head of this big black cock It'll tear the pussy open, causin' satisfaction The bitch won't leave, it's fatal attraction Dick's so powerful she'll kneel and pray Awaitin' her time, hopin' soon to slay [Brother Marquis:] That dick will make a bitch cry When fuckin' a bitch that's tight inside That dick has got a spell on you Once it gets inside, you will act the fool That dick will make a bitch act cute Suck my dick, bitch, and make it puke Jump up on it, grab it like you want it If you could wear a dick, bitch you would flaunt it That dick! "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" [Fresh Kid Ice:] Bitches are the ones thinkin' dicks get soft They fucked one time and then got off Thinkin' it's slick just to ride the dick To make a nigga cum and then he'll quit But not the long one, I won't play that shit Put her ass in the buck and kill the clit It's 15" long, 8" thick Last name Almighty, first name is Dick [Brother Marquis:] That dick is a motherfucker I can't be pussy-whipped by a dicksucker That dick would drive a bitch crazy Bitches wanna fuck when you're tired and lazy That dick sometimes cost you money Don't be blamed for a child that's not yours, dummy! That dick is a greedy bitch's dinner I let a bitch feed, before I go up in her That dick! "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" [Fresh Kid Ice:] Bitches go crazy after all-night fucks Startin' from the back then to the buck Since a good dick is hard to find I kill that pussy then fuck your mind Bitches like the dick, just claim defeat Forget the salad, just eat my meat They pay big dollars, cause it don't come free To spend time with the Dick the Almighty [Brother Marquis:] That dick will make you cheat on your man Make you so freaky and hot in the ass That dick will make you hurt yourself When you don't have dick, you fingerfuck yourself That dick is an awful thing But you bulldagger bitches are fuckin' up the game Rubbin' belly to belly, and skin to skin Fuckin' like hell but ain't no dick goin' in That dick! "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty" "When a woman is about to grab my private personal parts" "I want her to graaab my private personal parts" "Graaab my private personal parts" "This record's dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough 'A Hard Man is Good to Find'." "'A Hard Man is Good to Find'." "That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty, Al, Almighty" "That Dick" "Al, Almighty"