2 Live Crew — The Funk Shop

[Sample] I know a place just down there two streets Babe they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets [Luke] Welcome to the funk shop! [Fresh Kid Ice] There's only one place where we can go Where the price is right just to see a show It's always popular with the girls and the guys 'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay It's more than enough, time to slay Each room has a bed and also a sink So you can wash your body so it won't stink But be careful of the things that you use So you can won't arrested for sex abuse So as you hit the door and the panties drop Whole lot of rockin' and rollin' at the funk shop [Brother Marquis] Please come inside and make yourself at home I want to funk so let's get it on You little girl behind closed doors You would feel the funk and nothing more Now prepare yourself for the ride Let me funk you all, black or white 'Cause I want to slay you if you're able Don't fight the funk and don't be shameful Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water This is the second half and not the second quarter I'll funk you 'til you sleep, you'll sleep like a baby And in your dreams you'll say I'm crazy at the funk shop [Luke] You're in the funk shop, baby I wanna see you bleed In the funk shop, that's where it's at In the funk shop, the place to splak In the funk shop, where all the boys go In the funk shop, funkin' all the hoes Thank you for be funkin' at the funk shop!