AC/DC — Damned

[Verse 1] Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes Or else you'll wind up in the can No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around You are a guest of Uncle Sam Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease Allow no sex above the knees And when I snap, you jump into the master plan [Pre-Chorus] I'll be damned Well, I'll be damned I'll be [Chorus] Damned, if I drink or smoke Damned, if I steal your joke I'll be damned, if I go for broke Damned, if I do Damned, if I don't [Verse 2] Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around I'll make a monkey out of you You sign your name right on that dotted line [Pre-Chorus] Boy, I'll be damned I'll be [Chorus] [Solo] [Chorus] (x2) I'll be damned (x6)