AMG — Nu Exasize

[Intro] “What color panties she got on?” “Gotdamn!” “What you mean?” “She ain’t got on none” [Verse 1: AMG] 1, 2, 3, 4, and touch the toes And after that, yo, anything goes AMG and I wanna make a statement I housed the freak from the attic to the basement Hoes, without no clothes Butt booty naked and I’m good to go In a bed, in a car, in a [?] and Jacuzzi Sippin’ on a wine cooler, freakin’ at the Snooty Girls got a wait problem—they can’t wait to bone A nigga on the microphone So a brother like G’s gonna get you in shape You got the oven, and I’ve got the steak You don’t need pills or a Slim Fast milkshake I’ll make you sweat like you’re running a race So open up your legs and close your eyes ‘Cause I got a new exercise, bitch [Chorus] Some people call me at night I’m only out for the ride So if a hoe like you get with a nigga like me Pretty soon, girl, you’re gonna get fine Just bend your ass on over And lay my muthafuckin’ dick on ya And I do it doggystyle and all the while you’re gonna know I got a nu exasize [Verse 2] Yo, I teach class seven days a week AM to PM, a natural freak You see, I stay so slim ‘cause I don’t be jokin’ Show me the booty and I’ll be strokin’ You might wanna warm up first Yo, like pulling those dollars bills out your purse And I’ll rock the booty like a smoked out crack fiend Lose that tummy, you know what I mean? I got a two-for-one special, lower pack level Aerobics ain’t shit to a dick like mine And wait until the jumping jacks jump off You didn’t know Jack can do that Back, back, back, and up and up Pass me the Gatorade, I’m tired as fuck I’ll take it round for round, and pound for pound AMG, I push up for the kick down [Chorus] Some people call me at night I’m only out for the ride So if a hoe like you get with a nigga like me Pretty soon, girl, you’re gonna get fine Just bend your ass on over And lay my muthafuckin’ dick on ya And I do it doggystyle and all the while you’re gonna know I got a nu exasize [Verse 3] Me and Mrs. Jones had a little thing going on She was older, though, but she wanted to bone She didn’t look bad to be such an old chick She grabbed my dick, ooh, that was it I had to work that big ol’ grandma ass Gray hair on her coochie, titties that sag I mean, really, she tried to fuck me to death Ben-Gay on her body, Tums on her breath I said, “Oh no, yo,” she wouldn’t let go Big ass strong hoe—what you doin’? Yo I grabbed a barbell and a jump rope Knocked out the senior citizen with one stroke It musta got too damn good Old ass hoe with a young ass niggaro G workin’ over these hoes like a burger and fries Doin’ that exercise [Chorus] Some people call me at night I’m only out for the ride So if a hoe like you get with a nigga like me Pretty soon, girl, you’re gonna get fine Just bend your ass on over And lay my muthafuckin’ dick on ya And I do it doggystyle and all the while you’re gonna know I got a nu exasize [Outro] Peace, I’m outta here Yo, peace to D…ah, I got a nu exasize, hey Peace to Dick Gregory, peace to Jenny Craig, peace to Jack LaLanne…