Alan Menken — Lets Agree to Disagree

[GARETH] I like living plainly Chains and leather, mainly [MADALENA] I prefer a lavish suite [SID, spoken] Go on [MADALENA] I like eating lightly Vegan dinners nightly [GARETH] I like meat with extra meat [SID, spoken] You're not even trying [MADALENA] I'm deluxe to my silken undies [GARETH] It's commando for me [SID, spoken] Ew [MADALENA] My way's clearly better [GARETH] Boringer and deader [MADALENA & GARETH] Let's agree to disagree [SID, spoken] Right. Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start [MADALENA] I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot [GARETH] I prefer a keg of beer [MADALENA] I like getting randy with whoever's handy [GARETH] I prefer a keg of beer [MADALENA] Love massages, long walks and sunsets [GARETH] Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer [SID, spoken] Guys. The rhyme scheme [MADALENA] Frankly, you disgust me [GARETH] You're no picnic, trust me [MADALENA & GARETH] Let's agree to disagree [SID, spoken] Maybe you're not getting the concept [MADALENA & GARETH] Just one of us can lead [MADALENA] And that's me [GARETH] Hell no [MADALENA] You want to piece of this? [GARETH] All right, then [MADALENA & GARETH] Fine. Let's go! [MADALENA] We will never get on together [GARETH] Ditto, obviously [SID, spoken] Right there. Did you hear that? I think we finally – [GARETH] God, is he annoying [MADALENA] Positively cloying [SID, spoken] Guys? [MADALENA] Why is he still talking? [GARETH] Can it with the squawking! [SID, spoken] But – [GARETH] You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? [MADALENA] We're definitely syncing [SID, spoken] You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help [MADALENA & GARETH] Let's agree to [SID, spoken] No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait [MADALENA & GARETH] Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e [SID, spoken] No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No, stop! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah!