Alan Menken — Mushnik and Son

[MUSHNIK, spoken] Seymour? [SEYMOUR, spoken] Sir? [MUSHNIK] How would you like to be my son? How would you like to be my own adopted boy? I never liked him much before But count the cash that's in the drawer I've got no choice. I'm much too poor (spoken) Say yes [SEYMOUR, spoken] What for? [MUSHNIK] Seymour, I want to be your dad I'll gladly treat you Like my blood and my own flesh [SEYMOUR] Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick? [MUSHNIK] Like Honey Fitz and take your pick [SEYMOUR] Then kiss me quick, I'll be your son [MUSHNIK] Don't make me sick, just be my son [MUSHNIK, SEYMOUR] Mushnik & Son! [MUSHNIK] Sounds great Three words with the ring of fate So say you'll incorporate with me A florist's dream come true Mushnik and his boychik: You What business we'll do for F.T.D [BOTH] Like Andy Hardy and the Judge Like Zeus and Hercules Like Dumas, fils and pere [SEYMOUR] In trouble sickness and in wealth [MUSHNIK] We'll share the plant and share the wealth I'll call my lawyer [SEYMOUR] Call me son [BOTH] Mushnik & Son. That's that [SEYMOUR] Officially I'm your brat [MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR] Consider the matter closed and done Now to the world let's stick Our Senior and Junior shtick [SEYMOUR] Through thin and through thick [MUSHNIK] Through sloppy and slick [BOTH] Through kiss and through kick Mushnik & Son!