Alan Menken — Sudden Changes/ Feed Me Git it

[SEYMOUR] Sudden changes surround me Lady Luck came and found me Thanks a million for making the magic you do Thanks to you, sweet petunia Mushnik's taken a junior And someday when I own this whole shop I'll remember I owe it to you (spoken) Who cares if I've been on the anemic side these past few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells? A little light-headedness? It's been worth it, old pal Twoey, I'm a little hungry. I'm gonna go down to Schmendrick's and get a bite to eat I'll see ya later [AUDREY II, spoken] Feed me [SEYMOUR, spoken] I beg your pardon? [AUDREY II, spoken] Feed me! [SEYMOUR, spoken] Tuey! Tuey! You talked! You opened your... trap, your thing, and you said- [AUDREY II, spoken] Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now! [SEYMOUR, spoken] I'll run down to the market and pick up some nice chopped sirloin [AUDREY II, spoken] Must be blood [SEYMOUR, spoken] Tuey, that's disgusting [AUDREY II, spoken] Must be fresh! [SEYMOUR, spoken] I don't wanna hear this![AUDREY II] Feed me Feed me Feed me[SEYMOUR, spoken] Does it have to be human? Does it have to be mine? Where am I s'posed to get it?[AUDREY II] Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long That's right, boy! You can do it! Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour I can grow up big and strong [SEYMOUR, spoken] You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it How am I supposed to keep on feeding you, kill people? [AUDREY II, spoken] I'll make it worth your while [SEYMOUR, spoken] Look, you're a plant an inanimate object [AUDREY II, spoken] Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk and I can move Who says I can't do anything I want [SEYMOUR, spoken] Like, what? [AUDREY II, spoken] Like deliver, pal Like see you get everything your sickly, greasy heart desires! (sung) Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You gonna git it Would you like to be a big wheel Dinin' out for every meal? I'm the plant that can make it all real You gonna git it I'm your genie, I'm your friend I'm your willing slave Take a chance, just feed me and You know the kinda eats The kinda red hot treats The kinda sticky licky sweets I crave Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's Show a little 'nitiative, work up some guts And you'll git it[SEYMOUR] I don't know I don't know I have so So many strong reservations Should I go And perform mutilations?[AUDREY II] Come on, boy Lighten up Tell it to the marines Cut the crap and bring on the meat! My, my my Uh huh? Heh, heh, heh[AUDREY II, spoken] Now let me see here, hmm... (sung) Think about a room at the Ritz Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz A little nookie gonna clean up your zits And you'll git it[SEYMOUR] Gee, I'd like a Harley machine Toolin' around like I was James Dean[AUDREY II, spoken] Now you're talkin'! Yeah![SEYMOUR] Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! [AUDREY II] You gon' git it If you wanna be profound Then you really gotta justify Take a breath and look around A lot of folks deserve to die [SEYMOUR, spoken] Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say I don't know anyone who deserves to be chopped up And fed to a hungry plant [AUDREY II, spoken] Hmm... Sure ya do... [ORIN, spoken] Stupid woman! Christ what a friggin' scatterbrain! [AUDREY, spoken] I'm sorry doctor! I'm sorry doctor! [ORIN, spoken] Now get in there and pick up the goddamn sweater, you dizzy cow! [AUDREY, spoken] Yes, doctor! Oh! [SEYMOUR, AUDREY II] If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see Stop and think it over, pal The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me [SEYMOUR] He's so nasty, treatin' her rough [AUDREY II] Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough [SEYMOUR, AUDREY II] You need blood and he's got more than enough You need blood and he's got more than enough You need blood and he's got more than enough [AUDREY II] So go git it!