Alan Menken — The Rosewater Foundation Reprise II

[CHARLEY] They keep vitamins and aspirins in jars of Vaseline A display of patent medicines like folks have never seen Decks of cards and stacks of National Geographic magazine They keep laxatives and sedatives and pension forms and all Helping folks relax, although their backs are up against the wall There's no reason you should kill yourself, it's easier to call [MARY] You're a dime away from loving consolation [CHARLEY & MARY] When the world affects its worst humilation [ELIOT] Take an aspirin with a little glass of wine And I guarantee in minutes you'll be fine Bring your troubles in, and I will make them mine