Alfred Hitchcock — Music to Be Murdered By

[Intro: Alfred Hitchcock] How do you do, ladies and gentlemen? My name is Alfred Hitchcock And this is Music to Be Murdered By It is mood music in a jugular vein And I hope you like it Our record requires only the simplest of equipment An ordinary phonograph needle A four-inch speaker And a 38 caliber revolver Naturally, the record is long-playing Even though you may not be So why don't you relax? Lean back and enjoy yourself Until the coroner comes [Instrumental]