Andrew Lloyd Webber — Dont Like You

[MARY] Don't like you Don't like you I Don't think I like You're bad You're sad And I know nicer boys [JOHN] Not bothered Not bothered I simply am not bothered You're vain A total pain And I know sweeter girls You been hanging 'round my door and watching me at school [MARY] Yes, and I was thinking you're completely uncool [JOHN] Well, I wouldn't say yourself was much to shout about [MARY] Do your fly up, sonny, 'cos your brain's hanging out [JOHN] You're gagging for a date, I know you're dying to meet [MARY] I don't think while there's still a dog left out on the street [BOTH] That's fine by me I don't like you [MARY] Don't need you Don't want you I can live without you I swear I just don't care Because I know nicer boys [JOHN] Don't like you Don't need you I don't care about you You see You're not for me I like lots of other girls [MARY] You bug me, and you're ugly, and your jokes are a bore Your efforts at coherent conversation are poor The lights are clearly on, but then there's nobody home [JOHN] In that case, why the hell d'you call me up on the phone? [MARY] I never flippin' did sure - it was you who called me [JOHN] Well, what the hell - this is one thing that we agree [BOTH] I'm damn sure I don't like you (Instrumental break) [JOHN] Don't hate you Could stand you If pushed Could tolerate you [MARY] I'm sure That you'll mature I have known more stupid boys You say it [JOHN] No, you say it [MARY] All right I vaguely like you It's bad I must be mad But I think we could be friends [JOHN] No commitment Only friends [MARY] I like you [JOHN] I like you [BOTH] Yes I think I like you It's real It's how I feel And I want To be your... [MARY] Would you mind not pressing that thing against me?