Andrew Lloyd Webber — Goodnight and Thank You

[CHÉ] Goodnight and thank you, Magaldi You've completed your task What more could we ask of you now? Please sign the book on your way out the door That will be all If we need you, we'll call But I don't think that's likely somehow [EVA] Oh, but it's sad that when a love affair dies The parting, the closing of doors But we must be honest, stop fooling ourselves [CHÉ] Which means "Up yours!" [CHÉ & MAGALDI] There is no one, no one at all Never has been and never will be a lover Male or female Who hasn't an eye on In fact they rely on Tricks they can try on their partner They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them Support them, promote them Don't blame them You're the same [CHÉ] Goodnight and thank you, whoever She's in every magazine Been photographed, seen, she is known We don't like to rush but your case has been packed If we've missed anything, you could give us a ring But we don't always answer the phone [EVA] Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies But when we were hot, we were hot I know you'll look back on the good times we shared [CHÉ] But Eva will not! [CHÉ, EVA, & EVA'S SUITORS] There is no one, no one at all Never has been and never will be a lover Male or female Who hasn't an eye on In fact they rely on Tricks they can try on their partner They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them Support them, promote them Don't blame them You're the same [CHÉ] Goodnight and thank you, whoever We are grateful you've found Her a spot on the sound radio We'll think of you every time she's on the air We'd love you to stay But you'd be in the way So do up your trousers and go [EVA] Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies The decline into silence and doubt Our passion was just too intense to survive [CHÉ] For God's sake, get out! [EVA'S SUITORS] Oh but this line's an embarrassing sight Someone has made us look fools Argentine men call the sexual shots Someone has altered the rules [CHÉ] Fame on the wireless as far as it goes It's all very well, but every girl knows She needs a man she can monopolize With fingers in dozens of different pies [EVA'S SUITORS] Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies