Andrew Lloyd Webber — So Long

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken] Oh dear Oh dear, oh dear I thought I might find you here Tied to a tree, again [CINDERELLA, spoken] Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now I will murder you [PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken] If you're trying to get me to help you You're doing a terrible job [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] So long, my freaky friend Bad Cinderella Who everyone avoids Like Salmonella You're a hellion By the way, your hairdo is alarming [CINDERELLA] You're a ferret No one would mistake you for Prince Charming [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] So I hear Good day [CINDERELLA] Oh, God [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] I'll be on my way Goodbye [CINDERELLA] No, please [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] I tease [CINDERELLA] You usеd to meet me here You nеver show up [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] Now that I'm next in line I've had to grow up [CINDERELLA] Now you're crown prince fancy pants [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] I never saw that coming [CINDERELLA] Now of course, Your Majesty Has lost his taste for slumming [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] As you say So long [CINDERELLA] Ta-ta [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] I really must go [CINDERELLA] Then au revoir [PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA] Although [CINDERELLA] How about town square? What a frenzy there [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] You made Belleville lose the prize [PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken] Nice handiwork [CINDERELLA, spoken] Thank you [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] Mother's in distress You've caused quite a mess [CINDERELLA] Works of art can traumatize People here are all too silly Can nobody take a joke? [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] Let's just say that really nearly You have made the town go broke [CINDERELLA, spoken] Everyone's a critic [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] My life's a living hell With royal duties Like shaking countless hands And judging beauties [CINDERELLA] What a nightmare Every day such drudgery to spoil it I get to sweep the chimney Once I've scrubbed out every toilet [PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken] You know, you use humour as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you [CINDERELLA, spoken] Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you [PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken] Oh [CINDERELLA, spoken] I'd better get home [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] How is your stepmama? [CINDERELLA] She lives to goad me While dreaming of the day She can unload me [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] You'd be hard to marry off To some reptilian villain [CINDERELLA] So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] Lucky you You can hold on for love to take wing Oh, right Love's not your thing [CINDERELLA] Love is just for fools [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] Idiots and tools And the criminally insane Yes, I know your speech That you love to preach That you've drummed into my brain [CINDERELLA] Love alone destroyed my father Mother died and broke his heart Stepmama found love a bother So she ripped his heart apart [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] I think I better go I've overstayed here [CINDERELLA] I've still got floors to scrub This scullery maid here [PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA] Still I've lovely memories Of all the times we've played here [CINDERELLA] I must say adieu to you [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] So long Toodle-loo [CINDERELLA] I've no excuse I've got to vamoose [PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA] Cheerio Ciao ciao For now [CINDERELLA, spoken] Goodbye, Sebastian [PRINCE SEBASTIAN] How I've missed Cinderella, that's a total surprise Not at all what I expected If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes On this Earth there's no one like her And I like her