Andrew Lloyd Webber — The Beautiful Game

[ALL] Measure your life in football seasons Feel the passion and feel the heat Football is the only reason God Almighty gave us feet GOAL Buy the ref a flipping guide dog! D'you call that a bleeding pass?! Kick it out, mate, what a ball hog Dozy wanker, shift your arse! TWO NIL You dirty bastards We'll have the last word Gonna have a go Have some of that You think you're hard But we know you're crap Let's have another Just like the other COME ON Viva! The beautiful game! Raise your voice for the people's sport Long live the bountiful game Those who play, those who support Sick as a parrot Over the moon SCORE! A couple more for A wonderful game A magical game Thank God For football [GIRLS] They're our lads, and we support them Come on, then Stick one in this time! [ALL] It isn't a religion, it's more important Sacred, holy and divine THREE NIL [BOYS] Nice one, United! We're all delighted [GIRLS] No joy tonight Forget it again My boyfriend's in love with eleven men [ALL] All sing together Comrades forever UP YOURS Viva! The beautiful game! It's what Saturdays are for Ooh! Aah! The triumph and pain Work to live, but live to score We're on our way now To Wemberly Up For the cup it's The classical game The marvelous game Thank God For football It's an obsession The reason we're here 'Cause it's better than sex And it's better than beer! So Viva! The emerald team! Mother Mary's Irish sons Viva! The boys in green! Shout for Ireland's youngest guns Green is the colour Soccer the game SCORE! A thousand more for The boys in green The emerald team Playing for Ireland Playing for Ireland