Andrew Lloyd Webber — The Merry Old Land of Oz

[EMERALD CITY PEOPLE] Ha ha ha, ho ho ho And a couple of tra-la-la's That's how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz! Buzz buzz buzz, chirp chirp chirp And a couple of la-di-da's That's how the crickets crick all day In the Merry Old Land of Oz! We get up at twelve and start to work at one Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done Jolly good fun! Ha ha ha, ho ho ho And a couple of tra-la-la's That's how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz! Ha ha ha, ho ho ho That's how we laugh the day away Ha ha ha, ho ho ho That's how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz Ha ha ha, ho ho ho And a couple of tra-la-la's That's how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land Merry Old Land Merry Old Land Merry Old Land! Pat pat here, pat pat there And a couple of brand new straws That's how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Old Land of Oz! Rub rub here, rub rub there Whether you're tin or brass That's how we keep you in repair In the Merry Old Land of Oz! [MANICURIST] We can make a dimple smile out of a frown [DOROTHY] Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? [MANICURIST] Uh-huh! [DOROTHY] Jolly old town! [ALL] Clip-clip here, clip-clip there We give the roughest claws That certain air of savoir-faire In the Merry Old Land of Oz! Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho That's how we laugh the day away In the Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha In the Merry Old Land Merry Old Land Merry Old, Merry Old Merry Old Land of Oz! [DOROTHY] Next stop, the Wizard!