Andrew Lloyd Webber — The Vanquishing Of The Three-Headed Sea Witch

[PRINCE CHARMING] What have I been up to? You rightly may wonder What crazy mad adventure Did I run to like thunder? I'd heard there'd been trouble A three-headed sea witch Was sinking all the passing ships That barbarous she-witch So, I saddled up my pure white Stallion [CONGREGATION] Stallion [PRINCE CHARMING] I could see the universe was calling me to cut her down to size [CONGREGATION] Size! Size! [PRINCE CHARMING] All alone but strong as a battalion [CONGREGATION] Battalion [PRINCE CHARMING] I set out for daring do And wearing blue to match my sparkling eyes Tell me, should I tell you more? [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that You still adore [CONGREGATION] Adorе! [PRINCE CHARMING] Was I worth the waiting for? [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love mе? Did you miss me? [CONGREGATION] Yes, we love you Yes, we miss you [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? If I could, I'd gladly kiss you [PRINCE CHARMING] I knew once I'd found her I'd quickly subdue her A shark of my acquaintance said He'd lead me right to her Trusting him, I leapt upon him Bareback [CONGREGATION] Bareback! [PRINCE CHARMING] We went racing 'cross the seas and Hurtling toward her underwater cave As the freezing breezes blew my hair back [CONGREGATION] Hair back! [PRINCE CHARMING] I, in just a loincloth Cut a dashing figure, radiant and brave Tell me, should I tell you more? [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that You still adore [CONGREGATION] Adore! [PRINCE CHARMING] Was I worth the waiting for? [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? [CONGREGATION] Yes, we love you Yes, we miss you [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? If I could, I'd gladly kiss you I swam into the cursed cave The tide was high, the danger grave There was not one sound, it was dark and weird Then the wily witch appeared Built like a squid of massive size She had three heads, six beady eyes Staring straight at me, she said to my surprise "Shall we see who lives and dies?" I slashed one head to show who's boss The other two were rather cross Then her scaly tail knocked me in the drink Senseless, I began to sink I heard a sweet angelic sound Was I deceased? I thought I'd drowned But a hundred young mermaids stopped to stare And admire my legs and hair They gave me air, they saved my life They gave me back my hunting knife Back up in the cave I knew what to do But the sea witch was not through She caught me in her tentacles and knew she Had got me where she wanted me and Any chance to shake her grip was gone When I was done, five hundred pounds of sushi Was there for me to share with all The mermaids who had come to cheer me on Tell me that you're glad I'm back [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Promise that behind my back you weren't talking smack [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Was I worth the waiting for? [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? [CONGREGATION] Yes, we love you Yes, we miss you [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? If I could, I'd gladly kiss you Tell me, should I tell you more? [CONGREGATION] More! [PRINCE CHARMING] Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that you still adore [CONGREGATION] Adore! [PRINCE CHARMING] Was I worth the waiting for? [CONGREGATION] Yes! [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? [CONGREGATION] Yes, we love you Yes, we miss you [PRINCE CHARMING] Do you love me? Did you miss me? If I could, I'd gladly kiss you, yeah