Andrew Lloyd Webber — The Village Square

[ALL VILLAGERS] The royal ball on Saturday [GIRLS] I must be the one he'll choose [ALL VILLAGERS] It's a prizefight, win or lose Preparing for the big soiree [GIRLS] We've had facelifts, we've had peels [SOLO GIRL] Hope to God the blood congeals [ALL VILLAGERS] Girls are storming each boutique [GIRL] Haven't eaten in a week [GIRL, spoken] It's him [GIRLS] Look at prince Sebastian, he's so hot Yesterday he was an afterthought I would like to end up in his arms How could I have missed his endless charms? [SOLO GIRL] What a total dreamboat is this prince [SOLO GIRL 2] Glad I did my hair and bought breath mints [GIRLS] Dying for a chance to be queen bee Someone's gonna bag him, why not me? [CINDERELLA, spoken] Hi Sebastian, oh, nice tights [SEBASTIAN, spoken] Cinderella, hey [GIRL, spoken] Did she just call him Sebastian? No title? The cheek! [CINDERELLA, spoken] Looks like you've become quite the hit with the ladies suddenly You sure you still want me at the ball? [DORIAN] Your highness! I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation with this, um, this But you're needed, urgently [SEBASTIAN, spoken] I'd better go, it's all gone a bit mad [CINDERELLA, spoken] I can see that [DORIAN, spoken] Hey [DORIAN] You want my advice, then back off, Cinderella You better think twice, you'll embarrass yourself [CINDERELLA, spoken] What? [DORIAN] Sebastian's polite and too nice, Cinderella You're not in his league so get back on the shelf [CINDERELLA, spoken] Did he say this to you? [DORIAN] The prince is a sweetheart and too kind to say it But you're not his type, take a look at these girls You're kind of a dog, there's no way to convey it You'd best skip the ball, spend the night with the squirrels [CINDERELLA, spoken] Of course, how stupid of me [ADELE, spoken] Cinderella! This bracelet is too heavy for me to carry! [MARIE, spoken] Cinderella, I need you, now! [STEPMOTHER] Poor Cinderella, dull as a turnip Cursed with a face that's as plain as a boot