Andrew Lloyd Webber — The Wedding Party

[PRINCE CHARMING] I'm out! [ENSEMBLE] What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! [MARIE] Poor prince Sebastian You sad, lonely fella It must have gone pear-shaped With bad Cinderella [SEBASTIAN] No, I haven't seen her For us it's tough sledding [MARIE] She had a plan to storm the church And shut down your wedding [MARIE, spoken] Oh no! That sucks! Hahaha She must have heard the bells She must think you're married! Uh-oh [SEBASTIAN, spoken] What? Cinderella was here? Where did she go? [MARIE, spoken] I don't know She was packing all her sad little things Going abroad, she must be long gone by now [SEBASTIAN, spoken] Abroad? [MARIE, spoken] She's probably already on the boat, bye-bye! [SEBASTIAN, spoken] Marie, listen to me Was she really trying to stop the wedding? [MARIE, spoken] You snooze you lose Princeling You missed your chance You do know I'm still single [SEBASTIAN, spoken] I have to go [MARIE, spoken] Suit yourself [PRINCE CHARMING] I love you dude! [SEBASTIAN] Please! Let me past Let me through! [ENSEMBLE] What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! [STEPMOTHER, spoken] I hope you're proud, "your majesty" This whole thing is a disgrace You've left my daughter heartbroken, humiliated, wretched [QUEEN, spoken] She doesn't look particularly wretched to me Isn't that her sitting on the Baker's lap? [STEPMOTHER, spoken] That's not the point! We had a deal, your son and my daughter Don't think I won't hold you to it I know things, ma'am, that would make this town blush [QUEEN, spoken] Stop the music! Blackmailing a Queen is a treasonable offence and you wouldn't want to lose your head now, would you? Guards, show this woman out [STEPMOTHER, spoken] I can show myself out [STEPMOTHER] Farewell, dreary, old friend of mine I concede that this chapter is through I always know the moment for an exit line Right on cue But don't forget, I know you [QUEEN, spoken] Blah, blah, blah Somebody get me a drink [ENSEMBLE] What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out! What a party! What a blow out! Charming's back and he is so out! What a wedding! What a blow out!