Andy Milonakis — The Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis] I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed You wear name brands and I make my own clothing I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing [Bridge: Andy Milonakis (as Apple)] “I hate myself.” [Verse 2: Andy Milonakis] Pancake on my face makes me extra happy I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy 'Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do When life hands me lemons I make beef stew So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it I put bologna in my left pocket Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket 'Cause it’s my show, I’m Andy Milonakis [Chorus: Andy Milonakis] It’s my show, I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis It’s my show, I’m Andy Milonakis