Anonymous — Break It Down

[Joe Hawley] We need cash [Ryan Scott] What happened to our stash? [Jason Satz] I bought an electric guitar [Joe Hawley] I rented a shiny car [Rob Cantor] I went out to lunch [Andrew Laurich] But McDonalds is a thrifty munch [Drew Thodeson] I purchased a random flute [Brandon Hall] I hired a prostitute [Rick Lax] Whatever will we do? [Joe Hawley] We'll have to think it through [Brandon Hall] I know! I will start To sell my body parts A kidney or a lung My liver or my tongue! I'll distribute them in jars To people driving cars! [Joe Hawley] I have a better plan I'll marry a wealthy man [Rob Cantor] Wouldn't that make you gay? [Joe Hawley] Not necessari-lay [Anar Ismailov] That would be okay What? [Joe Hawley] I'll sleep in a separate bed And I'll refrain from giving... ...kisses We'll be happy for a while I'll try to comply to his style And keep his mansion clean Then I'll kill him and inherit his green [Anar Ismailov] Break it down! [Drew Thodeson] It wouldn't be so tough To sell my girlfriend's stuff Her computer and her sewing kit Will go for quite a bit [Andrew Laurich] That doesn't seem so kind [Drew Thodeson] I doubt that she will mind [Andrew Laurich] We'll start a fake foundation A non-profit organization We'll say it's for the mute The blind, and destitute Then we'll get to take The money that we make We'll salvage all we can And take it to Afghanistan [Anar Ismailov] Break it down! [Tom Liu] Ninjas are totally sweet! So light and nimble on their feet! So good at being bad! I wish I had a ninja for a dad! (Kill him, son!) "Put your money in the cup Or this assassin will cut you up! Do not attempt to mess with me! I met a guy who met Bruce Lee... ...'s mother's... ...cousin's... ...niece's... ...brother's ...neighbor's... ...doctor's... ...ex-boyfriend's... ...dog" [Jason Satz] It won't be hard at all Making money with a crystal ball "According to the tarot cards Your body will be torn to shards The pieces spread around Your mangled carcass never found." That's all I'll have to say And then they'll have to pay [Ryan Scott] I know! I could... *inhale* *exhale* [Anar Ismailov] Break it down! [Rick Lax] I'll make the money grow With my impromptu magic show Performing in the streets Death defying feats People would shriek and shout But that's what magic is all about "My god, is he alright?" I do this every night [Rob Cantor] I'll ace the GRE And harvest a PHD After curing the HIV I'll collect my royalties [Jason Satz] Do you think you're bright enough? [Rob Cantor] Let's get his girlfriend's stuff [Anar Ismailov] Break it down!