Aretha Franklin — Twas The Night Before Christmas

[Verse] It was the night before Christmas When all through the house Not a body was stirring Did I say my house? My stockings were hung by the chimney with care In the hopes that my new man soon will be there And my bro and his diddy and I andy my cat I just settled down for a long winter's nap When out of the lawn There rose such a clatter I said, Mm I hardly get to see what was the matter But to my wandering eyes What should appear A silver and black Bentley With a [?] man Stepping lively and quick I knew immediately It was not St. Nick And right through my front door He was dressed in black diamond From up to down A bundle of gifts he had What did I get? As I squealed opening the package The same old shit I'm not ungrateful! I shouted as he backed out of the front door My sincerity he doubted But I heard him exclaim As he drove out of sight Hey! You hell of a woman I said, Shout it right!