Barbra Streisand — Anything You Can Do

[Intro: Barbra Streisand & Melissa McCarthy] Hi, Melissa? Oh, wow! Barbra Streisand Streisand, like sand on the beach, soft 'S' Right, sorry, what are you doing here? I'm here to see the director He cast me as the lead in his new movie He cast me as the lead in his new movie That's impossible Yeah, well we'll see Really? [Verse 1: Barbra Streisand, Melissa McCarthy, both] Anything part you can play, I can play better I can play any part better than you No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I can! Any laugh you can get, I can get bigger I can get any laugh as big as you With one look, with a glance Till they cry, wet their pants Till they roll, till they're sore I'll get more Oh, I can belt a D flat, and I'll never be flat I don't have to warm up, I can act a storm up I can do a concert tour With hip-hop and rap? Well, after a nap! [Spoken Interlude: Barbra Streisand & Melissa McCarthy] Okay, you got me there Are you related to Matthew? No, that's McConaughey What about Paul? That's McCartney! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry [Verse 2: Barbra Streisand, Melissa McCarthy, both] Any house you can build, I can build better I can build any home grander than yours With great taste? With ten [?] With restraint? Lots of [?] With a moving wall With a mall? A mall? In any comedy, I can be crasser I can be cruder and crasser than you With a belch? With a burp With a shrug? With a slug Yet so clean Well, I'm just not obscene You're a dirty talker You played Mother Falker Bridesmaid's a keeper Prince's dad's a weeper We agree on quite a lot Hey, let's make amends! Yeah, we should be friends! [Spoken Interlude: Barbra Streisand & Melissa McCarthy] What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence? I don't know, what? A widower Ah! [Verse 3: Barbra Streisand, Melissa McCarthy, both] Anything men can do, we can do better Anything men can do, we can do too Steal a scene, stop the show Fill the seats as our own Have a child with a man Yes, we can! We were underrated, teased and deprecated But we sent a male in, through the glass ceiling There is nothing we can't do Well, can you bake a pie? No Well, neither can I! You know Anything I can do, we can do better We can do anything better as two Make chick-flicks but it kicks As a team, we're a dream You're the bomb (Huh?) You'll be great (Really?) Like my mom! Your mom, don't you mean sister? Okay— Why did you say a thing like that? Touchy Well, I mean, do you have to— Fine On your fan, yes we can, yes we can Yes we can! [Outro: Barbra Streisand & Melissa McCarthy] Hah! Can I call you babs now? No, too soon