Barenaked Ladies — Alcohol

[Verse 1] Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health [Chorus] I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol (That's small talk) [Verse 2] Forget the cafe latte Screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like My life never will When someone else is picking up the bill [Chorus] I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else [Bridge] I thought that alcohol was just for those with Nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk Was a waste of precious booze But now I know that there's a time And there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between Self-control and self-abuse [Chorus] I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Would you please ignore that you Found me on the floor Trying on your camisole? Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else [Outro] Would you please forgive me? Would you please forgive me?