Barenaked Ladies — If I Had $1000000 Demo

[Verse 1] If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or ottoman) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice reliant automobile) [Chorus] If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars (I'd build a tree-fort in our yard) If I had a million dollars (You could help, it wouldn't be that hard) If I had a million dollars (Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere) [Post-Chorus] We could go up there whenever we wanted to (We could have something to eat maybe) [Verse 2] If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a fur a coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you John Mеrrick's remains (All them crazy bones) [Chorus] If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your lovе If I had a million dollars (We wouldn't have to walk to the store) If I had a million dollars (We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more) If I had a million dollars (We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner) [Post-Chorus] But we would, it's tasty stuff (Of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family) [Verse 3] If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a green dress (With a tastefully round neck) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) [Chorus] If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars I'd be rich