Barenaked Ladies — Jane

[Verse 1] The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there It wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed my hair [Chorus 1] Jane, divided, but I can't decide which side I'm on Jane, decided only cowards stay, while traitors run Jane, Jane [Verse 2] I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends [Chorus 2] Jane, doesn't think a man could ever be faithful Jane, isn't giving me a chance to be shameful Jane, Jane [Bridge] I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday That life could be better by being together Is what I cannot explain to Jane [Verse 3] The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair Still dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there No promises as vague as heaven No Juliana next to my Evan [Chorus 3] Jane, desired by the people at her school and work Jane, is tired cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk Jane, Jane