Barenaked Ladies — Lazer Team

When there's an interplanetary menace Who will defend us against atack? They could've struck in Tokyo or Venice And they depended we'd not fight back They might've thought the planet was defenceless Then someone befriends us and we're on track Make way for the Lazer Team It's not a dream The most important battle that the planets seen It's the Lazer Team More than they seem Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine A champion was chosen for the battle He was to be paired with the suit of power But like a snake without a rattle We were impaired but we would not cower They thought they'd slaughter us like cattle They weren't prepared for our finest hour They weren't prepared for the Lazer Team It's not a dream The most important battle that the planets seen It's the Lazer Team More than they seem Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine I don't think anyone expected them to save the day for you and me I don't think anyone expected them to spell Lazer with a "Z" It's the Lazer Team It's not a dream The most important battle that the planets seen It's the Lazer Team More than they seem Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine It's the Lazer Team It's not a dream The most important battle that the planets seen It's the Lazer Team More than they seem Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine It's the Lazer Team It's not a dream A multi-cultural alien kicking ass machine It's the Lazer Team More than they seem Okay, bi-racial alien kicking ass machine Make way for the Lazer Team It's not a dream The most important battle that the planets seen It's the Lazer Team More than they seem Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine Lazer Team Lazer Team Lazer Team Lazer Team