Barenaked Ladies — McDonalds Girl

I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the Golden Arches light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say "I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?" I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform Can I get you some fries with that? She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her so Don't you know that she's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform There she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League If they knew how much I wanted her Their homeroom teachers would have to send them home for a week And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye My heart begins to soar, she smiles, then waves goodbye, goodbye Goodbye Goodbye I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform She is an angel in a polyester uniform She is an angel in a polyester uniform Uno, dos, tres, quatro Big Mac, Filet'o'Fish, Quarter Pounder, french fries Icy Coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies Sing that song of tastes you can only find at one place: McDonald's I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform CHORUS