Barenaked Ladies — Quality

[Verse 1]Just show me the venue when I'm the menu, it's personalized The life of the party, I'm like Billy Barty but regular-sized I guess I should explain Your guests will go insane for me [Chorus 1] 'Cause I'm serving up quality that can't be beat If you're not down, vote with your feet My quality, biology Enhanced with high technology [Verse 2] Over in England, everything bent. but I'm satisfied I hung with the stars there, you know they drive cars there on the other side They barely noticed me You said you'd go with me always [Chorus 2] 'Cause I'm serving up quality that can't be beat If you're not down, vote with your feet My quality, biology Inspired some Greek mythology [Bridge] It's all true, cross my heart and hope to die I swear to you, stick a needle in your eye If you've been misled May some lightning strike me dead [Verse 3] Back Japan, they did not understand, they sent me back here But look at them now, they're rubbing my cow there and feeding it beer I may go back someday They'll have a huge buffet for me [Chorus 3] Cause I'm serving up quality, it can't be beat If you're not down, vote with your feet My quality, mirology Is studied in theology [Chorus 1] It's quality, it can't be beat If you're not down, vote with your feet My quality, biology Enhanced with high technology