Barry Louis Polisar — Im A Three-Toed Triple-Eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur

I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur With warts up and down my back I eat shiny automobiles, tow-trucks and airplanes I love to munch on railroad tracks I sleep all day, at night I play Some say I am well read; I eat two or three libraries for breakfast And they go right to my head Factories are good for snacks I love that red hot steel And you know we need our supply Of iron in our meals I love burnt toast, raw fish, and roast Buttered asparagus, too But the thing that I like most to eat Is little kids just like you! I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur With warts up and down my back I eat shiny automobile, tow-trucks and airplanes I love to munch on railroad tracks