Barry Louis Polisar — Oh No I Like My Sister

Oh No, I like my sister Oh No! guess you can say I've missed her Oh My what am I to do? I never thought I liked her, what about you? We were always arguing, she was such a pest Always interfering with my happiness But now she's gone to Canberra, what am I to do? I hope she don't get eaten by a kangaroo We would always bicker, we would always fight She always called me wrong when I knew that I was right She'd steal my cookies, she'd grab my cake I'd say the day that she was born, Mom made a mistake I hope that she comes home soon, safe and soon I promise I won't ever hold her upside down Now that she is gone, there's no one I can tease? I hope she don't come back with some weird disease